Yankees vs. Mariners Alternate Universe Blogging

Yankees

Batman
Superman
The Hulk
Spiderman
Wonder Woman
Zeus
Greek God Of (Hitting) Homers
A-Rod (c.2005)
Babe Ruth (c.1927)

Pitching: Greek God of Striking Out (Hitters)

Mariners

Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out
Greek God of Being Struck Out

Pitching: Greek God of Giving Up Homers

Should be a blowout. I predict a 40 to 0 thrashing of the Mariners.

As for the Red Sox game, I predict the Red Sox will lose 20 to 0, with Paris Hilton's Dog taking the loss for the Sux.

If all of that happens, the Yankees will be 40 games in front of the 2nd place Devil Rays, with the Red Sox staying in last place.

(Our Universe Note: If you don't understand this, it is because this is my Alternate/Ultimate Universe.)